1. Suggestion before readingcaution DO NOT USE. I'm sorry I can't go out with you tonight like we planned, because I just found out there is a Leave It To Beaver marathon on TV and I can't betray Wally.
2.Great excuse. Well this guy said he really liked me and we should get together. We do have a lot in common. We set the day and the time, I let him know I would cook and have it ready when he got there. So we were talking on the phone at the time, he told me to page him or he would call me Sept.18th,1999.To get good directions. I suppose his excuse is he erased all 5 of my pages ,forgot to write the number down .....and couldn't find my house because he couldn't call for directions. Boy he doesn't know what he is missing. I am probably his dream come true, but after that I would have to say no matter how good looking I am thru with him. He is missing a very beautiful person, inside and out. There isn't another guy I know that would do that ,that knows me. They are trying to find me and asking directions from everyone in the small town I live in.
3.Very dome do not use or you'll end up single lol. I cannot go out with you tonight because I need to start spending more time with my blender.
4.This one is funny but i would not use.My best friend, Maddie told me this over the phone, This is an excuse for females who are being hounded by "unattractive men" or extremely jealous women who have nothing better to do except cause trouble. My girlfriend was accused by her neighbor's wife of sleeping with her husband whom she had said "hi" to once in a grocery store . She told the wife that if her husband was the last man on Earth, she would commit suicide!"
