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Help for kids.

1.My 2 1/2 year old daughter says that she cant pee in the potty because she is too busy!!
 
2.Always work when your a kid. Mom I'm sorry but I did it on accident!
 
3.Don't really works but i'd give it a try. But all my friends don't have a bed time!
 
4.Very good.Mom:  Where's your report card?  You:  Um, mommy I'm really sorry and everything.  But I didn't do it or anything but you know how I walk to school?  Well, the bell rang and I went to my locker to put it in my backpack and some very mean kids took it and started playing monkey in the middle then someone yelled that there was a big fight so the kids dropped it and ran outside.  Then, I was walking home & was looking at it and a dog chased me and got it and chewed it up!  Sorry! But your mum is going to say who my trick(Say it's a guy that you really don't like )
 
5.Preddy good. if you live in a country that sells cheerios. I do what cheerios tell me!
 
6.Work's when your 3 years old.I didn't do it! or you say It wasn't me!  or my favorite   It was my brother who did it!
7.Very good(Seriously it's good) .  Mom, you know you love me!  You can't possibly be mad at me!
8.Works in the morning.Mom:  Why didn't you clean the litter box?  You:  Um... I fell asleep... and I just woke-up!
 
9.To have something in a staore (It does not work well it's at your own risk) Pretty pretty please mum, I really really want it please!

10.To play soccer or anysport with your parrents when there noby else. my gym teacher sayd to play soccer for homework.

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