1. I tried this one is real life. The only reason that I do bad in school is because I'm near and far sighted.

2. Ps. I suggest to not test this one. I'm sorry but my baby sitter flushed my homework down the toilet.

3. Very good use it it work real good, I tested it. My locker is jammed and I can't get my homework out of it. I actually used this one.

4. True story. My daughter couldn't turn in her homework because her dad had used it to start a fire in the wood stove.

5. Do not use.   I was absent because I got my head caught in the power window of the car. 

6. No problem, but you need the proof take a bite.   I once told a teacher that my dog ate part of my homework. I was able to provide proof since I handed in what was left of the paper (for some reason my dog decided to eat a corner of my paper).

7. Use it does not work but its an excuse. Homework???? We had to bring it back at school I though that had to stay at home?

8. I really used this excuse at school: "I was late because when I woke up there was a bat flying across the ceiling of my bedroom, so I ran out of my and waited until it flew away!" They didn't believe me.

9. I did not try it cause they whould not beleave me. Could not make the test today as I woke up to find my wedding ring had been thrown out accidentally while cleaning up my desk. Had to go to the dump to look for it as I was unable to catch the garbage truck on its rounds. BTW, I found the ring!

10. Really works. I  did not bring my homework because I want to my grandfathers house this weekend and I forgot it there.

11. Does not work, they sayd I was a fat layer. Teacher: Why do you not have your homework? Student: My dog ate the disk my homework was on. BTW its not true It was on a disk

12. My Grandma wrote this excuse for my uncle when he was a sophomore in High School: Please excuse Ricky from school yesterday. He had spilled gasoline on his stomach and was afraid he would explode.

13.this one real good  really works.  I got mugged on the way to school and they took my Bag with the homework in it. (It actually works!)

14.This one work on any other animal.Real storie. My Snake Died and I just wasn't in the mood for thinking.

15.If you forgot your home work, but not with all teachers. My Snake Died and I just wasn't in the mood for thinking.

16. Use this if your late at school really works. My Alarm clock didn't work.

17.This one does not work but its funny if you want the class to laught this is the one , I had to piss and it just took too long.n I tested it does not work

18. Only work on dumb teachers. If youre late at school. Didn't you feel The Earthquake?

19. Forgothen homework, works on friendly teachers, I tested it. If you forgotten the homework you erase the thing you writhen in your agenda and put it for the next week and say I thought it was for next week look Ive writhen it in my agenda for next week. Usually it works.

20. If your late at school a friend tested it does not work that good.

I was behind a slow driver all the way at school; the funny part was that, he made a note of the slow driver

21.May i be excaused my brain is full.